No Dope, Just Dopes

This is one of the few spring training seasons in recent memory when it has been very gratifying indeed to be a Phillies fan. All you need to do is check out the team's lackluster performance over the past, say, hundred years, to know that there ain't no dopin' going on in this town. But doesn't Mark McGwire looks spiffy in a suit?

Good to know, too, that Congress has such useful and democracy-enriching ways to spend its time.