SHOOTS AND LEAVES

So I have just learned that our Vice President spent the weekend shooting at one of his millionaire hunting companions. As horrible as it sounds, I am somehow not surprised. I mean, after all, Cheney really does seem like some robot from a sci-fi movie whose internal wiring gets crossed and just lets loose with the automatic rile fire on unsuspecting passersby.

So good to know he's a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.