Monday, October 31, 2005

Now That's What I Call Scary


Well, I don't seem to be getting anywhere writing letters to my celebrity heroes, so I guess I will return to form and just take this opportunity to ramble incoherently about the state of America.

W. really outdid himself today with his nomination of Samuel Alito to the U.S. Supreme Court. I would like very much to like the guy, being that he's from Jersey and everything, and he's been working in Philly on the 3rd Circuit for a million years, but I just can't seem to get past the whole spousal notification thing. In the limited time I had to learn about Judge Alito today, the main theme seems to be that he's actually to the RIGHT of our current right-leaning Court. NOT A GOOD SIGN.

My advice to the Democrats on the hill is to break out the fillibuster, baby. Now is the time to really throw caution to the wind. W. is like a wounded animal right now. We can't be afraid of him. He obviously wants to pick a fight with this nomination, so for the love of God, let's give it to him. None of this batting of the eyelashes and warm fuzzy crap we got with John Roberts. (I still can't believe only 22 Dems opposed his nomination. OH THE HUMANITY!)

These are dark and disturbing times. I take a little comfort in the insights of the Presidential historians who gather round the table at the News Hour and remind me of all the other incredibly f***ed up times in history and how goodness (or some version of it) always prevails. But that doesn't mean I am not scared s***less right now. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

An Open Letter to Bono, Rebel Statesman


Dear Bono:

Let me start by saying what I would have said to you if I'd had the chance on Friday night at Penn: Thank you for your music and your works. You really are a remarkable man, and I am proud to count you as one of my few real heroes.

That being said, I have to let you know that I came away from your address to the World Affairs Council feeling a bit agitated. I anticipated your remarks all day long, and rushed over to Penn after work with a bounce in my step. "It's our hero!" I have never been an autograph seeker or a fan of the stalking variety. I snuck in and snuck out of the auditorium, and passed up any chance I might have had to share a few words or handshake with you. I really just wanted to hear what you had to say.

When I first started paying attention to you, over twenty years ago, you were a rebel waving a white flag. A few years later, you were a vocal critic of the Reagan Administration and its policy of construction engagement with South Africa during the apartheid era. You never shied from a controversial political comment, consequences be damned. People took shots at you for often putting your foot in your mouth or taking yourself too seriously, but it was your sense of earnestness and urgency about questions of justice that made you such a compelling figure to me, at a time when I was young and certainly very impressionable.

Fast forward to 2005, and my how the world has changed. The global political climate, and your role within it, have been entirely transformed. Most importantly, with regard to my present unease, the United States now finds itself in a very precarious and dangerous moment. These are peculiar and disturbing times to live in America, to be subject to the whims and ideology of the current Administration. Entire communities of disenfranchised Americans have been washed away, displaced. A woman's right to choose is hanging by a thread. Corporate cronyism is the order of the day. Many, many Americans are struggling to maintain a decent standard of living, to provide for their children. This is not the American dream. This is not "the idea of America" of which you are so openly enamored.

I winced, as I am sure many of your admirers did, when I saw you photographed in the Oval Office with President Bush. I understand the strategy you have employed as you have implored leaders of the world's richest nations to cancel the debts of the world's poorest countries, and to increase aid to Africa in an effort to combat the unspeakable poverty there. But on Friday, when you spoke so fervently, as you always do, about your love of America, and the ideals she represents, when you highlighted the charitable impulses of her people, I could not help but think about the ways in which America's current government has forsaken so many of its own people. Along these same lines, you noted in your comments on Friday that the travesty in Africa would not be permitted to happen anywhere else in the world. I could only interpret that as a veiled reference to global racism, just a different manifestation of the same virus that still eats away at the heart of the idea of America, of real equality

I am sure that the United States looks a lot different to you, as an Irishman, than it does to me, as an American. When I was young, and persumably a little less sophisticated, I was always thrilled and a little pissed off when you would take shots at America. "That's my country! You can't say those things! Besides, you're from Ireland! What do you know?" Now though, at a time when America - or at least her government - desperately needs someone to hold a mirror up to her so she can she her deep flaws, the ways in which she has strayed from her ideals, I find myself wishing that there was a way that you could spend some of your tremendous moral capital on helping us find our way back to a place of justice for all of our citizens. Justice is your call - that's what you told us on Friday. I just have a hard time believing our government is committed to exporting justice to Africa when we can't even seem to realize it within our own borders.

I admire your optimism, your ceaseless appeals to the best in everyone. your belief that seemingly impossible ideals can be made real. It's just that right now, the world seems like an incredibly messy, ugly and complicated place, and I worry that your pure brand of idealism might get buried beneath the rubble in Baghdad and the detritus along the banks of the Mississippi. I dearly hope that I am wrong.

You said on Friday that you are up for any excuse to come to Philly these days. I hope you were serious. You have made a lot of friends here, as you have everywhere. So next time you are in town, look me up. Maybe we can talk about a few things.

Keep up the fight.

In solidarity,

Emily

Friday, October 14, 2005

Everybody Wants a Piece of My Boys




It certainly strikes me as humorous that two polar opposites from the U.S. Senate - Hillary and Pennsylvania's own Slick Rick Santorum - are setting up shop at upcoming U2 gigs to try and raise funds for their respective PACS. I don't know if this is a comment on the overwhelming bipartisan appeal of my boys, or if it's just some kind of sad and bizarre reflection on the twisted marriage of politics and celebrity. Perhaps both. But the band is understandably pissed, though I kind of feel like saying to Bono, "What did you expect?" Maybe I will have a chance to ask him when I see him speak at the World Affairs Council next week. (I guess a question about debt relief would be more appropriate.)

I am still debating heading down to one of the upcoming Philly shows: do you think Slick Rick would let me hang out in his luxury suite? Time to start working on my right-wing undercover outfit...

Monday, October 10, 2005

Nip/Tuck - Baghdad Edition


The world just keeps getting more and more surreal.

I woke this morning to an NPR piece on the plastic surgery boom in Baghdad. Way to go, W.! Not only have you succeeded in exporting democracy, you have also succeeded in exporting our national obsession with superficial beauty, and our willingness to slice (mostly women's) bodies to conform with that ideal. A woman spoke very freely about how her husband, after getting an eyeful of the new wave of perfectly-formed Middle Eastern pop starts, decided that his wife needed to look different. So off she went to the local plastic surgeon, who is performing 100% more procedures per day than he was in pre-US invasion Iraq.

Freedom is on the march, indeed.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Dance Those Blues Away



Well, it's a bittersweet day when your ballclub falls just short of the playoffs on the last day of the regular season. But hey - those Phils gave us quite a ride this year, especially over the last six weeks, demonstrating time and again that "bounceability" is alive and well in Philly. So here's to you, boys, and we'll see you in February.

In the mean time, nothing cures the baseball-induced blues like some smooth dance moves courtesy of the king of cool, Gene Kelly. Checked out "An American in Paris" for the first time last night, and was practically brought to tears by ol' Gene's moves. His dancing is like poetry, really. Can't wait to check out "On the Town," "Brigadoon," and all the rest. Watching Gene dance is like having pure, unadulterated happiness delivered directly to your cerebral cortex. (Forgive me, Dr. Dave.)

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Our Phils: Triumph or Tragedy??



Who doesn't love a good story? More specifically, who doesn't love an against-all-odds story of the underdog, "the little guy," who defies all logic and expectation and achieves the thing that everyone was so sure was a complete impossibility? These are the stories that touch us all, that make us leap out of our seats and scream like banshees and raise our fists in the air.

Now, the scenario I just described doesn't exactly fit this year's much-maligned Philadelphia Phillies. After all, they were favored at the beginning of the season to win the division, and instead, with two games left to play, they find themselves desperately battling for the ugly step-child wild card playoff berth. Nevertheless, their backs are to the wall, this entire city (at least the people who were paying attention) gave them up for dead a few days ago, and yet they continue to scrape and play like their lives depend on it.

I was 8 years old when the Phillies won their ONLY World Series in their four hundred and twelve year history. That's a looooooooooooong time ago, people. But I am a baseball person, through and through, and even though this team has broken my heart countless times in the intervening 25 years, I have learned over and over again that with this wonderful game, you JUST NEVER KNOW.

Tug was right: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE.

And, as the Finn Brothers have aptly noted: ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

GO PHILS!! (And perhaps more importantly, GO CUBS!)